Recently, my stint of a substitute of temporary teacher in certain primary school in Batu Pahat for 1 week had stumbled me ... I can't believe that kids nowadays is a way pawner than their teacher. It is no wonder that teacher nowadays had stress , it is because to the damn damn naughty and cunning students !!!
Now, I presents you the seldom see before, the answer is right in an own way but they are damn hilarious in its own.
Q: A child swallows a cleaning product, why milk is often given ?
A: to make them happy before they die
Erm.. make sure you double check your time table before the test so that you answer the correct answer in the exam .
Another case of mistaken subject studied for the test. You should suppose study Maths not ICT literacy.
It is correct though . . . On it's own way.
If you can't answer the questions, remake the questions
The vulgarity is unaccepted. 5 points off ...
Hahaha... You had the wrong beer law. Although the equations is correct.
Human + Beer = Alcoholic
There are 2 ways of begging extra credits in test. 1 is soft way and 1 is hard way... Try to guess which approach is better to get better marks in test ?
Soft way.
Notes: This is the less retarded style of answering test question . :D It put a big smile on any teacher and (s)he got an uncluttered handwritings ... lol (Plus (s)he got +1 marks)
Hard way.
To those who had hard time reading it:
This penguin and I are both sorry to tell you that unless I get a 100% score on this test, the evil fire breathing dinosaur will eat this penguin, who is the last of his kind. So I leave his life on your hands. I'm sure you will make the correct decision.
P.S: If the dinosaur eats him, it will be very slow and the cute penguin will be in untolerable pain.
Just hang the penguins! Who cares.
Hard way 2
Notes: Using terrorist ransom method is usually met with failure.
Terrorist: Give the man bonus point or the stick figures get it! !
Hostage: Please do what he says
Teacher: I don't negotiate with terrorists.
I like the response by the teacher. Slick moves !!!
Not related to test directly but this is to sketch a bit of lecturer face who likes to fail the students - Real life Shinigami Lecturer
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If you don't know what to do, just summon Charlizard to burn up your equations which is suppose to be super effective. Unless your teacher summon Blastoise to hydro pump your Charlizard! Epic Pokemon battle !
It may be accepted in Bible Knowledge studies but for Inorganic Chemistry subject, this is no good at all ! Unacceptable !
Poor things ... do calculus until this rate will surely prompt him to suicide.
This is one of the reasons why the students must do the exam in full stomach.
Proof that this student did not study for his trigonometry last night and instead watch Pirates of Caribbean 3: At World's End ! :P
Another student who didn't study the matrix for the last night and ends up drawing the strip cartoon of Matrix! He should take the blue pill instead ! :P
Another students , who is watching SpongeBob square pants The Movies due before the examination! Damn the kids ! Why don't they study before the test ?
The answer is correct (depending who you ask) but hey... isn't the opposite of pro is noob ? Erm.. I mean anti !
0.0 Just look at the bottom answer if you aren't interested in the bible study part !
The answer is correct, just the additions of dinosaur make it funny. Perhaps it is the way of student memorizing the mathematics.
Erm... I think the students better return the OCR paper to the examiner. Better retake the exam next time.
This student must have common sense of humour !
And this is the last one . "Drawing" Mashimaro on OMR sheets plus with the toilet plunger that can plop on its head one ! :D
:D Seeing this all sorts of funny answer really makes me my day ! :D Enjoy it folks !
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