Tuesday, June 1, 2010

How to Become a More Humane Human

Let's say that you are an extra terrestrial alien from galaxy million light years away and landed on Earth and you saw a pretty hot human models and snatch her body and become yours. And first thing you do is you show off your assets ? Then, you really didn't know about the human cultures at all before you crash course to Earth.

(Erhemm.... :D This is what makes the Biology Form 5 fun !) :P 

If you stumble across this site, let me teach you the 10 golden tips on becoming a human


1.  You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2.  You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3.  There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.”
4.  Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5.  Learning lessons does not end. There’s no part of life that doesn’t contain its lessons. If you’re alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6.  “There” is no better a place than “here.” When your “there” has become a “here”, you will simply obtain another “there” that will again look better than “here.”
7.  Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8.  What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9.  Your answers lie within you. The answers to life’s questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.

But then, there are such things that are being


:) Well , to end the story well after the alien reading this, it went on to carry it's mission for years on Earth and lived happily and rich as super hot high earning model.And what happened after that is her damn story, don't care about it. :P 

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