Friday, April 2, 2010

Zeus DotA Lightning Skill Can Save the Earth ?





To those who are DotA fanatics , you already know what does the icons represents .
If you don't know just Google up "Thunder God's Wrath" .

Which leads me to this , if Zeus or also known as Lord of Olympia can summon the Mother Nature one of the most feared force of mother of nature , why he cant simply cast it to save the earth ?
Here is what I would suggest to Him if He appeared right before me.

(1) Resolve Energy Crisis

As you know the Earth is facing the energy crisis in very foreseeable future unless the scientist can find the most efficient and cost effective way to harvest from untapped natures renewable energy resource. A bolt of lightning consist up to a billion Voltages that can powered up up to hundred thousand of home for days. Hence, scientist should invent a lightning harvester which can effectively harvest the electrical energy and store them into gigantic Nano Carbonites Li-Ion or other elements which could stores more energy in the batteries

(2) Save the ozone

As research and  from basic common science knowledge shows , the lightning produce ozone by decomposing chemical NO ( Nitrogen Monoxide ) at very  high energy level into O3 ( That is chemical symbol for ozone ! )  . Hence , the ozone is depleting which makes us need to release chemical NO in the air and Zeus can zap them to produce ozone gasses and patch up the poor leaking ozone in South Pole .

(3) Make H2O

As the clean sorld clean water supply is fast receding , we may need to start by either conserve water usage , sustainablely  recycle the waste water or make water out of thin air (literally) ... :) A high lightning bolt energy are required to effectively bond H2, hydrogen gasses  and O2, oxygen gasses to fuse into water vapour , H20 ....

(4) Controlling the human populations .

Hehehe .. The world is overpopulated . Nuff said .


Zeus said: Actually, I had compiled the 1001 uses of my lightning spell into this book before the first man is even borne and I am not willing to share my hard worked research material to you mere mortals.  


3 comments:

Tomato said...

dont play dota liao~ it is outdated d....

Unknown said...

long time ago~~ got 1 man always play dota, he call zeus !!

Tomato said...

Zeus is a good young man, he always go farm inside forest, and let his teammate tank for him.

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